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David Schneider "Pimp Gimp"
David Schneider, aka Pimp Gimp, isn’t here to play it safe—he’s here to shake things up and leave audiences howling. Navigating life from a powerchair, he turns everyday moments into hilarious, no-holds-barred stand-up that’s as raw as it is unexpected. His humor isn’t about sympathy—it’s about flipping the script and making you laugh at things you never thought you could.
From owning the stage at Stand Up Live, where he stole the show from seasoned comics, to building a fast-rising fanbase, David is proving that comedy isn’t about standing—it’s about commanding the room. His sets dive into dating disasters, the absurdities of navigating a world not built for him, and the unfiltered truths nobody else dares to say.
🔥 Bold. Dirty. Unapologetic. If you like your comedy with a bite, a little flirt, and a lot of edge, get ready—because David Schneider is just getting started. 😏🎤
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N E X T S H O W !
Tempe Improv Comedy Theater
Sunday, August 10 • 6PM
930 E. University Dr, Tempe, AZ 85288
2-drink minimum (but hey—doesn’t have to be booze!)
Full food menu you’ll actually WANT to eat
Free parking — even your car gets a break
AND HERE’S THE BEST PART —
This show is completely FREE if you just say my name at the door:
“David Schneider”
No ticket link, no code, no nonsense — just show up 10–15 minutes early, drop my name, and boom — you’re in.
This isn’t just another comedy night. It’s my premiere-ish show — a huge moment in my journey as a relatively new comic, and one I’ve poured my heart, hustle, and humor into.
Whether you come to laugh, cry, or just witness a disabled comic flipping the script on what’s possible — I PROMISE you’ll leave feeling better than when you walked (or rolled) in.
Thank you to every single one of you who has believed in me, lifted me up, and supported my wild ride — this one’s for you.
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